damn fucker. its fucking 9am!

boy i havent talked to in over a year: hey febe. still mad?
me: no
boy: are ya sure?
me: yess
boy: know who i am?
me: uh i belive so but i cant think of your name. its 9 am and i just barely woke up
boy: thats cruel..manda knows my name
me: dude its barely 9am! sheesh! lol
boy: remember william?
me: oh yes:-)
boy: thats good i guess
me: :-)
boy: :-)

fuck man. its 9 am and i havent talked to you in how long?? damn man. give me a break.

im going to fucking work.

haha

I AM 16% GEEK.

I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would
I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun?
I should try writting an online test application at 1
am in my underwear.

Take the PUNK/POSER Test at Fuali.com!

but they didnt ask anything about webpage making..lol

rock on!!!

The Result is, You are:
2% teeny bop!
There are 8371 tests submitted

How others compare:
2%same as you
6% less teeny bop than you
90% more teeny bop than you

why 2%?

1)because i know the lryics to a nysnc song cuz they play them alll the time at my work..

2) i use ":-)" and "lol" in email..

woooo!!

evident simply because i took instead of showering and starting homework..

Slacker




less of a slacker more of a slacker


You little slacker, you! You have a well-developed sense of how NOT to get things done, but you're not the least-motivated kid on the block. You make at least some attempt to work efficiently. As a demi-slacker, you definitely operate on your own schedule. Today means tomorrow, and tomorrow means next week. You'll get the job done eventually, but no one's holding their breath. Your friends and coworkers probably don't rely on you to be punctual or finish time-sensitive projects. If they do, it's their own darn fault, right? There are some benefits to being a part-time slacker: you rarely feel rushed, and you most likely lead a stress-free life. Plus, you accomplish more than the full-on slacker! The downside is that your work, social, and personal life might suffer from your consistent anything-goes attitude. If they do, it's time to make a change. If they don't, there's no immediate need to fix anything.

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rawr

What Type of Flirt Are You?



Hey there, slick! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Smooth Flirt. You've got all the right moves, and you're confident that your target will appreciate all your winks and smiles. All it takes is the perfect line, right? Maybe so, as long as you deliver it with your charm meter set to "stun." Your flirting style is the perfect mix of body language and pure animal magnetism. With you on their trail, how can your prey possibly hope to get away? Seduction is inevitable. Just make sure not to overdo it. There's something to be said for simple, direct conversation. Your way with words and smooth moves guarantee that you'll hit the bullseye.



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another emode.com

Do You Have a Sixth Sense?







less intuitive more intuitive


Wondering what to do with your life? Why not help Dionne Warwick get the Psychic Friends Network back off the ground? Your sixth sense is pretty powerful, so you'd be perfect for the job. You may not see dead people (and to be honest, who besides that little kid in the movies really does?) or pick winning lottery numbers every time, but you definitely know when to go with your gut. Intuition is often just a matter of keeping calm enough to listen to your inner feelings. In this hectic world, sometimes it's hard to catch anything besides "feed me" or "watch out for that car!" But you've got it all figured out. After all, just knowing that you should cancel plans or get out of a dead-end relationship is when being naturally intuitive really comes in handy. It's been said that humans are the only animals who train themselves not to trust their instincts, so we applaud you for bucking society's trend. Keep listening to that little voice in your belly — it'll rarely lead you in the wrong direction.


it never is wrong but DAMNIT. i don't always wanna listen to it..

more emode..which monster are ya?

Witch/Warlock

A teaspoon of moth's dust, a pinch of turtles warts, a lock of baby hair and Poof! Your monster match is a witch/warlock. You are a crafty one, always cooking up a wily plan. Whether it's reading people's palms or dealing them a full house of tarot cards, you are an excellent judge of character. Maybe you're in the kitchen, cooking up one of your homemade concoctions, or are playing bartender, mixing guests one of your special brews. Either way you seem to know the cure for what ales us all.

You may not have a long white beard or a pointy black hat, but your charm casts a spell on those around you. You and your coven will have a good time this All Hallow's Eve while you do the voodoo that you do best. But beware witches and warlocks, not everyone can appreciate your elixirs and antidotes. Be sparing with your bewitching wisdom and eventually the doubters will come around—especially if you let them ride shotgun on your broomstick.

good god im embarressed LMAO

my theme song is:
Dancing Queen

Whether it's throwing your own theme party or mixing it up on the karaoke stage, we can see you strutting towards the jukebox in platform, glitter boots and a skintight jumpsuit to the tune of your personal anthem, "Dancing Queen." You aren't just part of the scene, you make it. You anticipate the good stuff in life, and with a theme song like yours, you're sure to get a lot of it. Crown jewel of the 70s, this Abba smash is expected to raise spirits in just about any environment, from dance floor to kitchen floor, and full-blown party. Yours is the comfort food of theme songs—steady and always welcome. Which is how your friends often view you. At your next soiree, it wouldn't surprise us if you danced with everyone for about 30 seconds, started a mambo line, then spun off to dance, jive, and have the time of your life as only a true Dancing Queen can.


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wee. my mom actually calls my sandals clod hoppers. dont ask

but i have a pair of comfy sandals i wear 24/7. except work.

Comfort Clog

Pass that cup of Chai and hand over a thick ol' cafe brownie. You're as laid back as a Comfort Clog. Whether shuffling around the house looking for home improvement projects or hooking up with friends for spur of the moment plans, you're pretty easygoing. Because you're so receptive to last-second engagements, people tend to keep you on their A-lists—even when you haven't seen them in a while. Sometimes you might prefer to keep your social options open—no need to commit too early. But that's not to say you lean toward indecision (except when you're confronted with a large menu at your favorite restaurant). All in all, you're happy to approach life with a firm step. You just don't want life to be too firm with you.

LMAO so true..

Three Men and a Baby

Oh, no, wait a second, the spaghetti's boiling over on the stove, the doorbell's ringing, your baby's crying, and you've just misplaced that dirty diaper...in your briefcase. Looks like your parenting style is like the Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson characters in Three Men and a Baby. Your easy-going, creative approach to parenthood is charming and yes, sometimes even slapstick. We can see you cheering wildly from the spectator stands, calling out goofy nicknames and embarrassing your kids.

The point is, you're always there for them with enthusiastic support, making up the rules as you go. Leftover pizza for breakfast? Well, maybe for birthdays. Bath Time in the wading pool? Hey, if it ain't broke... And while some people might whisper about some of your unorthodox, family traditions, it's exactly those quirks that make you such a strong parent.

Even when things get tough at work, you know how to get your family back on track. Like those three men with their baby, you're going to succeed because you know how to bring laughs and a lotta love to everyone around you!

one last one from emode.com

More people like you:


Emode Members:
20% Skydivers








The World:
14% Skydivers











Skydiver

You're a free-spirited, independent, action-crazed lunatic. You love movies with sex and violence, and you drive like a maniac. "Anything for a good time," is your motto, even if that means dancing half-dressed on some booze-slicked bar. But let's face it, you're so fun, interesting, and gung-ho about life that people find you irresistible no matter what you do.

You're open and extroverted, and chances are you're pretty liberal (ever thought of giving nudism a try?). Plus, you can work a crowd, baby. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. They'll cross a busy street just to get a closer look at you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible — it takes a real downer to make you blue. Your friends are probably all just like you, and we wouldn't be surprised to hear that you're all plotting to take over some Caribbean island.

You're a great leader at work. You're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job if no one else is up for the task. Plus, you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others. But routine work makes you act up and throw things, and then people don't like you so much anymore.

haha..and afterwards, this email was sent to me.

i am one of the 54%

Did you know?

54% of Skydivers have admitted laughing so hard they peed in their pants.

GRRR you piss me off

you want me to move to fucking florida for an hour of conversation and you call that joking?

you you you. you want me to give up everything for you. give in to you 100%. why cant YOU move to texas. why can't YOU give in for fucking once!!

bah. sometimes YOU really piss me the fuck off.

hmm

you can say you adore me, love me, want to marry me, promise me the earth moon and stars and say you will never leave me but

if you dont send FUCKING letters that you promised to send for valentines then birthday then to FUCKING whenever

never call me

basically don't fucking back it up

i don't want to hear one breath of anything you fucking say.

back it up motherfucker.